Do not
wear dark glasses at night unless you have a
contagious
eye disease.
On Service: Do not call waiters or taxidrivers
"Sir" unless you expect them to tip
you.
For the Post Young:
Do not be hip.
On Sexual Mores: Do not betray the secrets of the
Heart. Until the check clears anyway.
Sorry, but spelling your first name wrong is not
a creative act.
On Being a Lady: Be sensitive but honest. And if
they can't take it, screw 'em!
In
General: Amusing people do not have amusing messages
on their answering machines, witty people seldom wear
witty T-shirts, and you very seldom get fascinating
e-mails from people with fascinating lives.
Do not
high-five
the Almighty.
On
Being a Gentleman: Women and children first!
Especially when losing height in a balloon ...
Do not use slang or foul language in the presence of
your juniors. You will only get it wrong and embarrass
yourself.
